Since youse guys need more thread, here is a spool. Pick one
UPDATE: Eli just saw a technical comment in Science, which with the change of a word or two summarizes this silliness
Tol criticizes the statistical analyses used to support the conclusions in our paper. His theory biased criticism is disproportionate in view of the robustness of our findings even if different statistical methods are applied and falls short in explaining the prepubetal* nature of his and others' criticisms.* Eli was going to use childish, but this is a science blog.