There has been a request (actually several, for Lindsay Lohan. Eli is not THAT good, but will Natialie Imbruglia do? Eli may take this down if Ms. Rabett comes calling.
Topsy's cute. Topsy can come to our house any time, and Mrs. Bathtub won't mind.
Rabbits pack a kick, true. They don't use it on friends, and when they are very comfortable. Thumping on good hardwood floors can sound like a jackhammer or a Ford F-150 hitting the house, at 3:00 a.m.
Eli Rabett, a not quite failed professorial techno-bunny who finally handed in the keys and retired from his wanna be research university. The students continue to be naive but great people and the administrators continue to vary day-to-day between homicidal and delusional without Eli's help. Eli notices from recent political developments that this behavior is not limited to administrators. His colleagues retain their curious inability to see the holes that they dig for themselves. Prof. Rabett is thankful that they, or at least some of them occasionally heeded his pointing out the implications of the various enthusiasms that rattle around the department and school. Ms. Rabett is thankful that Prof. Rabett occasionally heeds her pointing out that he is nuts.
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My heart belongs only to Natasha.
Hopefully that isn't Eli in the picture. Mrs. Rabett would be unamused.
A rabett beats a pony any time.
I hope that's a very calm bunny Natialie's got there. Lagomorphs pack a strong kick when they decide to hop along.
Will Natalie do what?
And when? To me?
That's torn it...
The white print on the photo does seem to say "Natialie Imbruglia & Eli" but he's photoshopped it! The original PETA image says "Topsy"
Eli has a middle name.
All this time, Horatio thought Eli's middle name was "Tipsy", not "Topsy"
Eli looks quite content in that picture.
Topsy's cute. Topsy can come to our house any time, and Mrs. Bathtub won't mind.
Rabbits pack a kick, true. They don't use it on friends, and when they are very comfortable. Thumping on good hardwood floors can sound like a jackhammer or a Ford F-150 hitting the house, at 3:00 a.m.
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