Friday, October 13, 2017

The New Merry Minuet


In Eli's dotage the need to crouch under a young bunny's desk waiting for the nuclear end has returned.  While this never was much more than a hope, waking up every morning wondering whether one has indeed done so is not much fun.

Their was a song which captured this back in the day


But it needs updating, a task that Eli has taken on

They're rioting in Charlottsville
They're starving in San Juan
There's hurricanes in Florida
And Houston has floods

The whole world is festering with unhappy souls
Bannon hates McConnell, Burmese hate Rohingyas
Suni hate the Shia, Brexiters hate the Dutch
And I don't like anybody very much!!

But we can be tranquil and thankful and proud
For Trump's been endowed with a mushroom-shaped cloud
And we know for certain that some lovely day
The asshole will set the spark off
And we will all be blown away!!

They're rioting in Charlottsville
There's strife in Iraq
What nature doesn't so to us
Will be done by the Republicans

2 comments:

Russell Seitz / Bright Water said...

I prefer to pervert the Limelighter's version :

They're rioting in Charlottsville
Saint Croix ‘s feeling pain
There's hurricanes in Florida
And simoons in Bahrein

The whole world is festering with unhappy souls
From Weinstein on tape, to OJ on parole
Bannon hates Muslims, the Muslims hate the Druze
The Danes are disdaining all news of the Dutch
And I don't like anybody very much!!

But we can be tranquil and thankful and proud
The UN’s been endowed with a mushroom-shaped cloud
For we know for certain that in Turtle Bay
Some diplomat will set a spark off,
And Queens will all be blown away!!

They're rioting in Charlottsville
There's strife in Iran
What Kleptocracy cannot do to us
The Democrats most surely can.

Everett F Sargent said...

The USA got dicked by the ruskies ...

Now the USA is being dicked by an orangutan ...

Let's blow up Asia because we haven't won a damn thing over their since WWII (which needed, not one, but two A-Bombs).

Korea, Vietnam, Afghanistan, Iraq. Zero for four. Ofer!!!

Russia. China. India. Pakistan. North Korea. Iran.

Yeah, that's the ticket. We know that we can't fight a land war in Asia with either a conscripted or volunteer Army.

Our Destroyer in Chief is a FUCKING MORON!