Hank asks:

Dear Eli, would you consider having a suitably unidentifiable photograph taken of yourself with a pancake on your head, or perhaps a waffle?

For climatological applications of the "I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a rabbit with a pancake on its head" response?

Eli is mystified, but aware of all INTERNET traditions.

Frankly tho he preferred ankh, who he imagined was an ancient Egyptian priest with a pancake in his head