"Crock-o-denial Blog" -- Horatio Algeranon's parody of Crocodile Rock (sorry Elton)
I remember when the blog was young, me and Tony had so much fun Scolding Manns and sliming Jones Had a No-warm Theory and a blog of my own But the biggest kick I ever got was doing a thing called the Crock-o-denial Blog While the other kids were bloggin' ‘round The clock, we were denyin' and lyin' on the Crock-o-denial Blog Well, Crock-o-denial Blogging is really fogging when the heat just can't keep still I never knew me a better time and I guess I never will Oh lawdy mama, those Denyday heights when Tony exposed addresses right and the Crock-o-denial Bloggin' was out of sight
But the years went by and the Blog just died Tony went and left us with some American Pi Long nights crying by the Denial Machine Dreaming of the Theory and my cold new schemes But they'll never kill the thrills we got lyin' it up at the Crock-o-denial Blog Denying facts as the weeks went past We really thought the Crock-o-denial Blog would last Well, Crock-o-denial Blogging is really fogging when the heat just can't keep still I never knew me a better time and I guess I never will Oh lawdy mama, those Denyday heights when Tony exposed addresses right and the Crock-o-denial Bloggin' was out of sight
I remember when crock was young, me and Tony had so much fun Scolding Manns and sliming Jones Had a No-warm Theory and a blog of my own But the biggest kick I ever got was doing a thing called the Crock-o-denial Blog While the other kids were bloggin' ‘round The clock, we were denyin' and lyin' on the Crock-o-denial Blog Well, Crock-o-denial Blogging is really fogging when the heat just can't keep still I never knew me a better time and I guess I never will Oh lawdy mama, those Denyday heights when Tony exposed addresses right and the Crock-o-denial Bloggin' was out of sight
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"Crock-o-denial Blog"
ReplyDelete-- Horatio Algeranon's parody of Crocodile Rock (sorry Elton)
I remember when the blog was young, me and Tony had so much fun
Scolding Manns and sliming Jones
Had a No-warm Theory and a blog of my own
But the biggest kick I ever got was doing a thing called the Crock-o-denial Blog
While the other kids were bloggin' ‘round The clock, we were denyin' and lyin' on the Crock-o-denial Blog
Well, Crock-o-denial Blogging is really fogging when the heat just can't keep still
I never knew me a better time and I guess I never will
Oh lawdy mama, those Denyday heights when Tony exposed addresses right and the Crock-o-denial Bloggin' was out of sight
But the years went by and the Blog just died
Tony went and left us with some American Pi
Long nights crying by the Denial Machine
Dreaming of the Theory and my cold new schemes
But they'll never kill the thrills we got lyin' it up at the Crock-o-denial Blog
Denying facts as the weeks went past
We really thought the Crock-o-denial Blog would last
Well, Crock-o-denial Blogging is really fogging when the heat just can't keep still
I never knew me a better time and I guess I never will
Oh lawdy mama, those Denyday heights when Tony exposed addresses right and the Crock-o-denial Bloggin' was out of sight
I remember when crock was young, me and Tony had so much fun
Scolding Manns and sliming Jones
Had a No-warm Theory and a blog of my own
But the biggest kick I ever got was doing a thing called the Crock-o-denial Blog
While the other kids were bloggin' ‘round The clock, we were denyin' and lyin' on the Crock-o-denial Blog
Well, Crock-o-denial Blogging is really fogging when the heat just can't keep still
I never knew me a better time and I guess I never will
Oh lawdy mama, those Denyday heights when Tony exposed addresses right and the Crock-o-denial Bloggin' was out of sight
It might work better as a haiku
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