Eli meant to behave but there were way too many options.
Tuesday, October 18, 2005
Tea and the stupidity of Starbucks....
Ms. Rabett is a teabag. She never saw a nice cup of tea she did not crave, but the retailers of the world want to sell her flavored excretia that only people who hate tea like. Did you ever notice at Starbucks or wherever that the black tea (in the rare cases they have it) is always sold out, but the strange teas which no sane person drinks are there a plenty. Same thing in restaurants, they bring out this fancy tea case with cyanide flavor aplenty, but no black tea. Oh, they say, no more of that left.
They could reorder and make some money, but that would not be the capitalist way. I say, bring back the Tea Board so we can get some real leaves.